I was reading a friend's blog today and was reminded of an experience that happened to me when I was in high school.

One day on the way to seminary, the car was quiet as me and my dad made the 10-minute commute to the church building. (seminary is a morning scripture study class for high-schoolers) I thought we were both noticing the silence, but at 6:05 am, I was not alert enough to be a social butterfly. I had other things on my mind... cramps.
Dad was the first to break the silence by asking the following question, "So, how long are your periods?" I thought this was completely out of character for him to be asking about my menstrual cycle, especially since he always turned the channel whenever a tampon commercial came on tv. But maybe he was trying to reach out and connect... however odd it was. So after a few seconds of internal arguing, I allowed myself to utter the words, "About 4-5 days."

"Oh no," he said, "I meant your class periods."

I wanted to slap myself! Of course that made more sense... he's a SCHOOL TEACHER! So asking me about my class periods was the logical explanation for his question. But in my defense... when you're on your period, that is often the ONLY thing on your brain!

I was, however, grateful that it was pitch-dark outside, so he wouldn't be able to see the shades of red I was turning. I tried to keep my voice steady as I appeased him with a play-by-play of each class. I think we were both very desperate to keep talking to avoid any more gaps in the conversation that would surely lead to disaster!

Sadly, this was NOT the last time I have embarrassed myself by saying something stupid.

Speaking of periods, this is BY FAR the BEST commercial I have ever seen!!! Enjoy!

***The picture of the confused little boy, is NOT one of my children... in case any of you were wondering.


4 Responses to "Flashback..."

Caroline said... May 28, 2010 at 8:44 PM

Every single time I see this I absolutely DIE LAUGHING! The tears running down the cheeks, side aching, whole hearted laughing!!!

Suzie Soda said... June 4, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Too too too funny. I remember that story, You must tell it at recipe club this month. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Vanessa said... June 14, 2010 at 1:43 PM

Love love love your blog! I just couldn`t stop laughing! I heard about your cute blog from you`r family in Alaska, I hope you don`t care I add you to my blog list!

Patience said... June 18, 2010 at 2:29 AM

I have such fond memories of my dad walking through Sam's Club with a BEET RED face because his arms were loaded down with 3 huge boxes of Maxi's...when you have to maintain 5 daughters, you do what you gotta do!

But even better was when my mom would use those huge boxes to wrap small birthday presents for my brothers (or me)!

I love being a woman!

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