who says you don't use algebra as a mom
If you've ever felt like your brain is going to mush because of lack of use... try THESE mind benders to ward off the Alzheimer's!
Algebraic Equation:
Multiplication: Distributive Property
Sample: 4(a + b) = x
Mom Equation:
4 days (chocolate milk in sippy cup + under bed) = chocolate cottage cheese
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Algebraic Equation:
Solve using the FOIL method
Sample Problem: (1 + x)(3 + 2x)
Mom Equation:
Laundry FOILed again!
(1 dryer + brown crayon)(1 load of whites + 2brown crayons)
Solution: Poopy looking underwear
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Mom Equation:
(2a + 1b)
________ x 4d (2s) = M
(1h + 3c)
a= cans of cherry pop
b= clumsy husband
c= towels laid on top to keep our feet from getting wet
d= days lapsed
h= hours scrubbing carpet
M= Mildew smell wafting through the house!
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All this is enough to make my head spin!
10/26/2011 03:00:00 PM | Filed Under | 0 Comments
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