would you rather ... ?

This was our conversation at dinner:

Josh: Would you rather be shot by a gun ... or ... sit in a bucket of Matthew snot? (apparently Matthew is a snotty nosed kid from school)

Caleb: Sit in a bucket of Matthew snot.

Loud shrieking laughs!

Josh: Would you rather sit in a bucket of Matthew snot... or ... live in the wild?

Caleb: Live in the wild.

Josh: Would you rather drink acid pee instead of water ... or ... be shot out of volcano of salsa?

Caleb and Me: Be shot out of a volcano of salsa.

( I can't believe I'm playing along at this point?)

Josh: Would you rather not eat for 4 days ... or... eat boogers for 1 day?

Caleb and Me: Not eat for 4 days.

And the grand finale...

Josh: Would you rather poop throw up ... or... throw up poop?

Me and Caleb: Poop throw up.

The image this brings to mind is purely sickening.

See what I have to live with?


2 Responses to "would you rather ... ?"

Kaye said... October 19, 2010 at 9:16 PM

Don't you feel sorry for those mom's of girls? Do girls ever have conversations like this? LOL!

Heather Payne said... October 20, 2010 at 11:14 AM

I've seen those "Man v Wild" shows and I might just chose to sit in a bucket of Matthew's snot. (Side note: I almost did once when I was at the school volunteering!)

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