This was our conversation at dinner:
Josh: Would you rather be shot by a gun ... or ... sit in a bucket of Matthew snot? (apparently Matthew is a snotty nosed kid from school)
Caleb: Sit in a bucket of Matthew snot.
Loud shrieking laughs!
Josh: Would you rather sit in a bucket of Matthew snot... or ... live in the wild?
Caleb: Live in the wild.
Josh: Would you rather drink acid pee instead of water ... or ... be shot out of volcano of salsa?
Caleb and Me: Be shot out of a volcano of salsa.
( I can't believe I'm playing along at this point?)
Josh: Would you rather not eat for 4 days ... or... eat boogers for 1 day?
Caleb and Me: Not eat for 4 days.
And the grand finale...
Josh: Would you rather poop throw up ... or... throw up poop?
Me and Caleb: Poop throw up.
The image this brings to mind is purely sickening.
See what I have to live with?
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Don't you feel sorry for those mom's of girls? Do girls ever have conversations like this? LOL!
I've seen those "Man v Wild" shows and I might just chose to sit in a bucket of Matthew's snot. (Side note: I almost did once when I was at the school volunteering!)